tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4837360059222884363.comments2023-10-25T00:36:09.773-07:00Flatulent FuzzFlatulent Fuzzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03272343680018026725noreply@blogger.comBlogger99125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4837360059222884363.post-22816495784260317352010-01-06T19:40:33.759-08:002010-01-06T19:40:33.759-08:00Happy New Year Fuzz!Happy New Year Fuzz!Call Me Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17420259973871484926noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4837360059222884363.post-39452372140380273362009-07-26T07:52:44.320-07:002009-07-26T07:52:44.320-07:00Once upon a time I let one of our siblings take a ...Once upon a time I let one of our siblings take a couple of the kids for a ride around town in her car. Thirty minutes or so later we met on the road and she had the youngest sitting in her lap. I, of course, promptly pulled her over, removed the kids from her vehicle, and gave her a good *ss eating. But the question occurs to me, who was the stupider at the time -- me for letting her take them, or her for putting them in crushing danger? I'm going to say me on that one. Yep; I admit to having pulled some boneheaded moves in my day.Terry Morrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00166609562028309038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4837360059222884363.post-13076544969360970372009-07-26T07:40:37.172-07:002009-07-26T07:40:37.172-07:00Anyone that leaves his fate and the fate of his im...Anyone that leaves his fate and the fate of his immediate and extended family (health 'care' or otherwise) in the hands of the federal government is a freakin' moron. And you can quote me on that. <br /><br />As I've suggested elsewhere, people had better learn to do for themselves quick, fast, and in a hurry. I suggest that people begin by depriving themselves of certain luxuries that they've become accustomed to having. No one is saying it'll be easy. But I am saying that everyone will be better served for it. <br /><br />This legitimate jackass (I like "jackass" better than "donkey", and I think the Rs are as good jackasses as the Ds), illegitimate president, we have reveals, day in and day out, a real and pervasive lack of depth. But he's a smoothe talker, and that's all that matters, right?<br /><br />Anyway, I agree with Mom, good blog!Terry Morrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00166609562028309038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4837360059222884363.post-49541297929135864322009-07-26T06:52:22.449-07:002009-07-26T06:52:22.449-07:00You certainly may. Good Luck!You certainly may. Good Luck!Flatulent Fuzzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03272343680018026725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4837360059222884363.post-79520831668956357762009-07-26T02:59:13.457-07:002009-07-26T02:59:13.457-07:00Your writings are very good.
Lawyer directoryYour writings are very good.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.LEGAL-DIR.COM" rel="nofollow"> Lawyer directory </a>AMIThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09271598940693313554noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4837360059222884363.post-43647113983125747722009-07-26T02:58:52.281-07:002009-07-26T02:58:52.281-07:00Its a nice post by you.
Lawyer directoryIts a nice post by you.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.LEGAL-DIR.COM" rel="nofollow"> Lawyer directory </a>AMIThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09271598940693313554noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4837360059222884363.post-30865969375549209672009-07-26T02:58:20.719-07:002009-07-26T02:58:20.719-07:00If Marijuana is a good thing than it should be leg...If Marijuana is a good thing than it should be legalize otherwise not.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.LEGAL-DIR.COM" rel="nofollow"> Lawyer directory </a>AMIThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09271598940693313554noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4837360059222884363.post-89029109315924920532009-07-24T16:52:08.002-07:002009-07-24T16:52:08.002-07:00You might find this video interesting.You might find this<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdLejdyNpik&feature=PlayList&p=0DE23671AE291B28&index=0&playnext=1" rel="nofollow"> video</a> interesting.Call Me Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17420259973871484926noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4837360059222884363.post-18233265923318410392009-07-24T16:42:59.220-07:002009-07-24T16:42:59.220-07:00Cell phones are sold to parents as a safety measur...Cell phones are sold to parents as a safety measure. Apparently we, as parents are incapable of teaching our children how to handle themselves without having access to us for one single minute of the day.<br /> <br />I was in Radio Shack, not too long ago, and was on the fringes of a sales spiel for a cell phone. When the salesman was finished with his spiel, he turned to me and said what kind of cell phone do you have? When I said I didn't have one, I was asked what I would do if I was stranded on the side of the road. When I said I would have to rely on my own good sense and the resources at hand, one of the onlookers demanded to know what if I had a child in the car? When I said, with proper planning, that shouldn't be a problem, I recieved looks that said I was clearly out of my mind and there were several comments about how that might be considered child abuse. <br /><br />A little MSM brainwashing mixed with peer pressure and, viola!, we have children with cell phones!<br /><br />As for driving, my son has to open my car door for me if he wants to drive and he pays for his own gas.(He has to open ordinary doors for me anyway and I thought this was a good way to start the practice for car doors.) (He was supposed to pay a percentage of the insurance cost too, but Dad said he'd rather the boy put his money towards saving for college.)Call Me Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17420259973871484926noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4837360059222884363.post-24011463671246377752009-07-24T16:29:17.956-07:002009-07-24T16:29:17.956-07:00Very well said, Fuzz. May I link to it if I can ge...Very well said, Fuzz. May I link to it if I can get past the date of the proposed Bible fight with my blog intact?Call Me Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17420259973871484926noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4837360059222884363.post-3703021637797662142009-07-23T20:41:15.986-07:002009-07-23T20:41:15.986-07:00I thank you for the lack of expletives and apologi...I thank you for the lack of expletives and apologize for not checking the blog earlier. What with local teenagers planning to use Bibles as dodgeballs, my legislator indicating that our children don't deserve to have their Constitutional rights protected because their parents are lacking in character(although given the previous statement and my own experiences I wonder about the parents of THIS community) and our governor and legislature selling our souls to D.C., I've been a bit distracted and discouraged of late.<br /><br />Terry has my e-mail if you'd like to share particulars. Having been a child in a situation where I'd have been thrilled to have a male relative come in and kick someone's keister who truly deserved it, maybe I could offer some helpful suggestions.Call Me Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17420259973871484926noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4837360059222884363.post-64539190326807132542009-07-03T03:12:36.304-07:002009-07-03T03:12:36.304-07:00Well, if she knew the circumstances in this partic...Well, if she knew the circumstances in this particular case, I'm pretty sure she could overlook the casting about of a few expletives as a matter of releasing som righteous anger and keeping yourself out of prison we'll say. Is it against the law to shove a baseball bat up his ass? I should have asked the officer I talked to about it.<br /><br />In the words of King David (a man after God's own heart), well, you know, Lord. Let it be so. Amen.Terry Morrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00166609562028309038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4837360059222884363.post-2835703887127697632009-07-01T19:41:52.662-07:002009-07-01T19:41:52.662-07:00Ain't it grand, how nature has a way of provid...Ain't it grand, how nature has a way of providing its own correction. I know that might sound a little crazy. But, there is something about that notion (and the truth therein) that appeals to me.Flatulent Fuzzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03272343680018026725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4837360059222884363.post-52043265012466828242009-06-30T00:45:11.844-07:002009-06-30T00:45:11.844-07:00Well, as you know, I'm only a paltry eight yea...Well, as you know, I'm only a paltry eight years older than you. But I'll offer a bit of my own perspective nonetheless...<br /><br />First, yes, we've become more apathetic. It didn't happen in a vacuum though. Success generally causes apathy. But worse than that, it generally causes people to go about 'helping' others at the expense of their own. It's a little cliche', but we really have been too successful in this country for our own good.<br /><br />But not to worry, nature has a way of providing its own correction when things go terribly bad. The impending economic crisis will cause horrible human suffering, acts of violent barbarism the likes of which we've never seen in this country before. It will make the aftermath of Katrina in New Orleans seem like child's play by comparison. But enough of this negativism...<br /><br />The TEA Party rallies cropping up all over the country, the tenth amendment resolutions state Congresses are passing as we speak, etc., etc., etc., these are all good signs. I don't think an actual secession is going to be necessary to wake people up because of the economic crisis I mentioned above, but I see secession as a definite on the horizon, and I think it will result in a lot of bloodshed (not to get off topic). But here's the main thing -- secession can <i>never</i> be discarded as a viable option.<br /><br />But hey!, if Texas decides to secede, Oklahoma's got your six. I'll personally guarantee you that.Terry Morrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00166609562028309038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4837360059222884363.post-74900546376947068642009-06-11T09:37:38.420-07:002009-06-11T09:37:38.420-07:00Good Point. The soap's not there to look prett...Good Point. The soap's not there to look pretty.<br />Nice to see you posting again.(I would prefer less profanity - but it's your blog and your conscience not mine.)Call Me Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17420259973871484926noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4837360059222884363.post-37727526960059195542009-04-11T10:46:00.000-07:002009-04-11T10:46:00.000-07:00Have a glorious Resurrection Day, Fuzz!Have a glorious Resurrection Day, Fuzz!Call Me Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17420259973871484926noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4837360059222884363.post-35097348884158576962009-03-12T14:34:00.000-07:002009-03-12T14:34:00.000-07:00I have been thinking about what to say in response...I have been thinking about what to say in response to this post for some time and ... really, is there anyth phone call so important that it must be answered in the bathroom? I just don't think so.Call Me Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17420259973871484926noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4837360059222884363.post-64651820415055067252009-02-24T09:08:00.000-08:002009-02-24T09:08:00.000-08:00There ought to be some sort of signal blocker inst...There ought to be some sort of signal blocker installed in all public restrooms.<BR/><BR/>Now why didn't Obama think of that?Terry Morrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00166609562028309038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4837360059222884363.post-36147837035462285292009-02-09T21:42:00.000-08:002009-02-09T21:42:00.000-08:00I would lecture you on the infrequency of your pos...I would lecture you on the infrequency of your posting as well, but I am guilty too. lolCall Me Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17420259973871484926noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4837360059222884363.post-1384148114862091522009-01-31T09:07:00.000-08:002009-01-31T09:07:00.000-08:00Alright, I and others have been patient long enoug...Alright, I and others have been patient long enough, and it is high time that one of us speak up!<BR/><BR/>We've been checking in to your blog for the last couple of months, anticipating the next edition of the ongoing saga we've all come to know as the "Restroom Chronicles," yet to find nothing, as if to say nothing has happened in the interim.<BR/><BR/>Talk about barbaric behavior; talk about human indignity; talk about smearing it in the face of your fellow man (and no, I don't think it's a Payday)!!!<BR/><BR/>It is true that absence makes the heart grow fonder, but I think you're taking it to the extreme here. Or have you just sworn off of using public restrooms altogether by now? ;-)Terry Morrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00166609562028309038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4837360059222884363.post-49606230956251292592008-12-24T22:00:00.000-08:002008-12-24T22:00:00.000-08:00Merry Christmas FuzzMerry Christmas FuzzCall Me Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17420259973871484926noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4837360059222884363.post-16548890614239061292008-12-24T15:08:00.000-08:002008-12-24T15:08:00.000-08:00Merry Christmas, bro.Merry Christmas, bro.Terry Morrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00166609562028309038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4837360059222884363.post-32374960898603526662008-12-13T08:47:00.000-08:002008-12-13T08:47:00.000-08:00A belated Happy Birthday, by the way.A belated Happy Birthday, by the way.Terry Morrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00166609562028309038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4837360059222884363.post-73299250474163061162008-12-02T19:22:00.000-08:002008-12-02T19:22:00.000-08:00When it is clearly understood by all parties that ...When it is clearly understood by all parties that the threat is made in jest. <BR/><BR/>It might be permissible if it is understood by all parties to be hyperbole if their are no divisive issues under discussion and if it is clearly understood that the speaker would not carry out said threat.Call Me Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17420259973871484926noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4837360059222884363.post-41618044178869749782008-11-29T11:56:00.000-08:002008-11-29T11:56:00.000-08:00You're talking one adult member threatening physic...You're talking one adult member threatening physical violence on another adult member?<BR/><BR/>Uh oh.Terry Morrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00166609562028309038noreply@blogger.com